L is for the way you 6 Look at Me…

I would have done something cute about their location but not only can I not spell it but I can’t really tell you anything about it. And while I could pull an Emily and buy a guidebook or google it, let’s be honest… I don’t really have time for all that. 

So Arie had the first one-on-one date and the Bachelorette producers promised that the first 30 minutes would be drama. And, again, they weren’t. So while it’s possible that Emily is so nice that she can’t cause drama or this season is really just boring, all I know is that I didn’t really pay attention. Why may you ask? Because Arie dated the producer before Emily ever considered reality TV and it was not serious. AKA a non issue in my book. But whatever.

There was a 3 on 1 date, Doug, Chris and Sean. Basically Emily felt bad keeping Doug away from his kid and sent him home. Then Sean got the group rose which made Chris angry. Also, Sean apparently didn’t get enough time with Emily so at some point he and I quote “runs around town yelling her name until he finds her.” 

John got a one-on-one which was just awkward in general. You knew this was not going well when he couldn’t even close the lock on the bridge.

Also – why all these love things? Lock on the bridge, wish in the love wall, love clock thing… That’s just awkward when you send them home! You’re asking for heartache.’

Jef got a one-on-one involving puppets and making out on a library floor. Yeah – no one else in the world would put those two together.

Emily decided she didn’t need a cocktail party… And was down to her last rose (Sean was safe, Jef and Arie have roses) when Chris “needed” to talk to her. AKA make a fool of himself begging her to keep him. So Wolf/John got set home. 

Which should surprise no one. Who is going to marry someone named Wolf?!

Next week – hometowns! This should be fun. Is Ricki going to hometowns? Will it be the most dramatic rose ceremony ever? (Again). Will Emily finally be mean? (Doubt it). 

According to the Previews, she cries a lot. This could be interesting.


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